The Jalopnik FP is starting to worry me

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
05/09/2016 at 15:18 • Filed to: JALOPNIK IS DEAD, JALOPNIK, Death Watch

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First they look for a n00b to expand their staff, then they seem to be showing about 80% cross-posts from other blogs. I’m starting to think they’re dying...

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What do you think of the situation over there?


DISCUSSION (36)


Kinja'd!!! BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
05/09/2016 at 15:22

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Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
05/09/2016 at 15:23

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It’s been going downhill for a while.


Kinja'd!!! The Ghost of Oppo > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
05/09/2016 at 15:24

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The front page has been a snoozefest recently


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
05/09/2016 at 15:25

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dumpsterfire.jpg


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > interstate366, now In The Industry
05/09/2016 at 15:26

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I have so many visuals for this. So true.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/09/2016 at 15:27

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Yeah, but it recently went from “shit” to “why do I even bother?”.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
05/09/2016 at 15:29

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I go to i09 and it merged with Gizmodo, not too much has changed. I rarely go to the FP here because some idiot usually attacks me just to troll. There was tons of Nascar stuff for a bit and I think that series is moronic.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
05/09/2016 at 15:30

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It’s been in the last maybe 8 or 9 months. It was fine when I initially made my account. and then a while later it got horrible.


Kinja'd!!! CounterTorqueSteer > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/09/2016 at 15:31

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And what do you think that means?


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
05/09/2016 at 15:32

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I pretty much only go on there when Doug posts something. Lately it’s gotten a lot more Gawkery. I’m sure Hulkamania has a lot to do with it.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
05/09/2016 at 15:33

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Tehhhhhhhhhhhhssssllllehhhhhhh


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
05/09/2016 at 15:33

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This has been mostly true about the front page since I’ve been here.


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
05/09/2016 at 15:33

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The FP still exists?


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CounterTorqueSteer
05/09/2016 at 15:34

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I’m secretly related to Hulk Hogan.


Kinja'd!!! Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
05/09/2016 at 15:34

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I started reading it 5 years ago and it was genuinely good. I’d say the website jumped the shark when Okulski left. The only articles I still read are DeMuro’s, Sean McDonald’s (RIP), and Rogway’s (RIP). The Fonz for your time:


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > MultiplaOrgasms
05/09/2016 at 15:42

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I don’t go there much. Maybe once every few days. There’s sometimes interesting content, but it’s almost all the daily shift recently, except when Doug is kind enough to drop by and post something.


Kinja'd!!! Dru > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
05/09/2016 at 15:45

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I can't be the only one who enjoys Tavarish hot-takes. Also his myriad of bad ideas to purchase on the interwebz. I enjoy DT and Collins as well. Doug is good for a couple of yuks per week.


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
05/09/2016 at 15:53

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I miss Travis.....:(


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
05/09/2016 at 16:05

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Hey, can anyone tell me where I can find out what STP stands for?


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/09/2016 at 16:07

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Does STP sleep at night?

Does STP eat like a human?


Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
05/09/2016 at 16:10

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I don’t think they are dying. Just some change. It happens. It has evolved a good deal since the beginning. Cross posts have been up across the network. IO9 has been hit hard too. It could be because of declining writing staff, or hopefully, to drive page views.


Kinja'd!!! Quadradeuce > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
05/09/2016 at 16:12

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I feel like actual reporting has become rare. I feel like 75% of the FP is now cross posting from other Gawker blogs and the Jalopnik sub-blogs....but very little in the way actual auto news or developments.

I now go to TTAC for that info. I also spend WAY more time on Oppo than the FP. 6 months ago it was the other way around. With the sudden layoffs (i.e. Sean) I think the Gawker ship is sinking faster than anyone wants to admit.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
05/09/2016 at 16:15

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STP sleeps at night. Then in the morning it wakes up and goes back up to the top of the front page.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/09/2016 at 16:26

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They’re about the only people doing anything even marginally interesting these days, so this makes sense in a way.

I haven’t seen an interesting new car that average people can afford come out in quite some time. They’re either older, ultra-limited availability, or far too expensive for normal people.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dru
05/09/2016 at 16:29

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Yeah, but these are cross-posted from a sub-blog and therefore unless they love you it isn’t even possible to comment on them. I am not grey on Jalopnik, but I am elsewhere.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/09/2016 at 16:31

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That one was lame when it first showed up. It’s been at least another week or two since then and it is still there near the top. I mean, wtf?


Kinja'd!!! citizennick > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
05/09/2016 at 16:59

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I used to check Jalopnik everyday, throughout. Now I go days on end without visiting. It wasn't because of some beef or personal choice, just didn't realize I had quit visiting often until you brought it up.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/09/2016 at 17:05

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But does it pee sitting down, or standing up?


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
05/09/2016 at 17:24

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Neither.


Kinja'd!!! NJAnon > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
05/09/2016 at 20:25

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They looked for a noob to expand their staff?


Kinja'd!!! Enginerrrrrrrrr > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
05/09/2016 at 20:56

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The subloacalypse changed how the FP is run. I like how there are so many sub-blogs that can run more articles to their fanbase.

It sucks for the FP because we are missing the old great stuff.

Also what the hell happened to QOTD?

(Btw it doesn’t take much to get un-grayed... more just time than anything)


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
06/03/2016 at 10:48

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Don’t ask me. I haven’t been on the front page in a couple of years.


Kinja'd!!! NJAnon > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
08/15/2016 at 19:20

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Well they’re all under one grouping. But I wouldn’t worry yourself Eric.

Also why is there a picture of a Lamborghini on fire?


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > NJAnon
08/15/2016 at 21:05

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It’s a metaphor for Jalopnik’s situation. This was right after the bigger gawker verdict, too, if I recall correctly.


Kinja'd!!! NJAnon > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
08/15/2016 at 21:07

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its just strange how everyone goes to fire first. :P


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > NJAnon
08/15/2016 at 21:10

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Someone else called it a dumpster fire. Both are appropriate in their own ways.

For the record, my front page visitation has gone down to about twice a month since then. I haven't even been there since Doug quit.